im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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