I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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