I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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