Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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