he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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