Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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