she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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