I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
My dick has a subreddit
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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