hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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Someone signed my nipple.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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