I bet he comes in French.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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