I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
And then he peed in my hair
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