I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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