Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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