Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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