his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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