Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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