So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Pants 0. Shit 1.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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