do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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