Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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