what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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