she was so not down for the gang bang
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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