im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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