I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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