how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
So I just went to clothing optional bar
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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