It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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