Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
