Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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