She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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