It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
So squirting runs in the family.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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