You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
