have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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