IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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