To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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