White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
