I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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