super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
We have started to decorate penises.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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