You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
