i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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