He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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