I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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