in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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