I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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