standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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