Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
