Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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