I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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