4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
