You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
