I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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