oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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