Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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