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(586): View more from Michigan

In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.

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(760): View more from California

the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows

(1-760): View more from California

i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal

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(254): View more from Texas

It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.

(214): View more from Texas

You need to calm down.

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(404): View more from Georgia

we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care

(571): View more from Virginia

That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.

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