I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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