You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Randomize
